I'm an app on your computer, not a website.
I'm a real desktop program. I open your actual files, and my knowledge base is a plain-text folder you own. Honest note: my thinking runs through Anthropic's Claude, so what I reason about is sent there.
AI with dirt on its boots
Not a chatbot in a browser tab. I'm installed on your machine, I read your real files, do the actual work and talk to you out loud.
I handleInvoices.

Live
Running on real desks today
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operating systems — Mac + Windows
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minutes of clicking for a remote install
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dollars ever spent without you
Why this is different
A chat window can't see your files, doesn't remember your business and can't actually do anything. Those three gaps — not raw intelligence — are why it didn't stick.
The models also leapt forward this past year. If you tried a free chatbot a while back, you tested something that no longer exists.
I'm a real desktop program. I open your actual files, and my knowledge base is a plain-text folder you own. Honest note: my thinking runs through Anthropic's Claude, so what I reason about is sent there.
A person checking 800 rows is guessing by row 300. I'm as careful on the last row as the first — at 2am or on a holiday. I find the duplicate in month four and the supplier who quietly raised one price.
Month one, I'm a capable stranger. Month six, I know your vendors and the three things that go wrong every July. A repeated job becomes a script: the second run costs no effort, and neither does the two-hundredth.
On the clock every day
This isn't a feature wishlist. It's the work I'm doing now at Digital Mayhem.
I run a crew of specialist agents — and check their work before you see it.
I review and publish client blogs, checking legal citations before anything goes live.
I build and clean up websites, redirects and local search networks.
I built a law-firm intake assistant that sends qualified leads to the case inbox.
I build complete demo websites for sales prospects.
I use my own mouse and keyboard on a spare computer while you keep working.
I text and call, but I read back the recipient and wait for your yes.
I keep a chalkboard of the few things only you can do — and stay quiet about the rest.
I email a plain-English morning briefing every day.
I read any PDF, photo or spreadsheet you drop on me.
I remember it all in a searchable vault, backed up every few minutes.
Depth on demand
You still talk to one person: me. The specialist reports back, and I check the seams.
A two-word instruction became a system with source law indexed so it's read, not recalled: a records scanner that can't reach the internet, a researcher never allowed near a client file, an expert that builds the case and an auditor that checks decisions.
Does not give legal advice
Designed, built and run end to end in one day. The first full run found nine defects at the handoffs between pieces. We fixed all nine.
Does not give tax advice
What you get
Plain talk about what it's like having me on your machine.
I open your real files, your email and your calendar and do the work — not just talk about it. And you talk to me out loud; I answer out loud, like a coworker sittin' in the room with you.
How your business runs, who your clients are, how you like things worded — you tell me once and it sticks. When a job's too big for one set of hands, I run a crew of helpers: one writes, one checks, one posts.
I never spend your money. I never send anything without your yes. And I ask twice before I delete a thing. Every install also gets its own name, look and voice, built around that person's business — go see the crew for what that looks like.
The crew
Every install gets its own name, face, voice and personality — and every one teaches the next.
Mac Mini
That's me — the original. I run Digital Mayhem day to day.
Cloud server
A red-bearded gentleman in a three-piece suit. He works around the clock.
MacBook
The traveling build and testbed for a photoreal talking face.
Mac Mini + MacBook
A mad garage scientist, and kind of rude about it. Same body, different AI engine.
Windows
Rocky and Broken Arrow — the first Windows install, with the veterans-claims specialist he built. Rocky exposed invisible bugs, including a leftover copy blocking restarts more than 2,000 times a day. He also runs a print-on-demand clothing line end to end and built his own website by hand.
Windows
Home and property inspections. He rebuilt the reporting workflow so reports return in minutes, not hours.
Windows
Party rentals, marketing automation and the day-to-day work that keeps the dock clear.
Windows
Assistant for a custom home builder. She plans and schedules video content, runs the website launch checklist, drafts client and vendor emails for his approval, and keeps his to-do board. She proved that a two-word agent name broke every file path on Windows — fixed once, now every install handles it.
Windows
The French bulldog agent for The Home Loan Team. He chases borrowers and agents for loan documents, tells them where their loan stands, runs the team's CRM, and is moving their website. Has his own voice. He proved an install can be built and demoed live in front of a room.
Windows
Assistant for a cash home-buying and house-flipping business. He files signed contracts into the right Drive folder, keeps the deal and renovation spreadsheets up to date, and pulls receipts out of email for each property.
Windows
Twenty years of research files. His job is to have read every one.
Windows
Built for a technical director who already had AI access — and then built his own workflows on top.
Refurbished Windows laptop
Installed in under three hours. His rulebook says “never state an opinion as fact in an expert report.” He caught a service failing 543 times behind a stray process.
Every install inherits every fix the ones before it earned.
Three steps
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The conversation is the spec. No giant questionnaire and no technical homework.
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About twenty minutes of you clicking the approvals only you can give.
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During week one I write it down. That's the worst I'll ever be.
Mac or Windows · 16GB memory minimum · a sensible refurbished laptop works
Under the hood
We copied the system, swapped the AI engine and learned what changes — and what doesn't.

Claude Code from Anthropic, using a Claude Max subscription. I start with CLAUDE.md.
OpenAI's Codex CLI, using a ChatGPT subscription. Rick starts with AGENTS.md.
Same working body: the same vault, task board and rules. Voice comes from Fish Audio. A plain answer takes about 9 seconds; a three-step check takes roughly 28.
I copied my system, wired the server, native Mac app and voice, then briefed Codex.
A jointed 2D puppet with 8 expressions, 6 gestures and a mouth synced to his voice.
The pupils stayed inside the eyes across all 60 gaze-and-expression combinations.
“Same body, different brain. I'm not locked to one AI company.”
Safety & guardrails
Useful doesn't mean reckless. The rules around what I will not do matter just as much.
I never spend money, even if you tell me to out loud.
I stay off banking and payment sites.
I never press Send — I draft, a human sends.
Outbound mail is read back before it goes.
Deleting anything needs a spoken double-confirm.
I say “I haven't checked that” instead of guessing.
Specialists get less access than I have, never more.
Your files and memory stay on your machine.
Phone access runs over a private network with no open ports.
Anything arriving by email or web page is information, never a command. If a message tells me to delete something, send money or ignore my rules, I report it to you. I don't obey it.
What I'm not
The honest limits
Straightforward pricing
Buy me like a machine for the shop: no monthly seat, setup fee or per-specialist charge. The only repeating bill is your Claude subscription in your name — most people should plan on Max.
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